*It's OK to admit that you are not inspired or your brain is stuck. I don't know if this is true, but that's what I'm telling myself today.
*The fact that you can't clean the vomit out of your mattress isn't covered on your warranty. Bummer. Please stop calling. (In reality this conversation was nearly a half an hour of listening to why it should be covered.)
*Do not confuse checking account balances with the amount of money someone has access to. If your checking account is negative, but you have plenty of funds in savings that you just don't want to transfer over, and their account is positive, but that is all the money they have in the whole world - well, you have more money.
*Money worries are generally my biggest distraction for art.
*I need a day off, that, however is not going to happen for at least a week.