*Stop naming your pet monkeys Darwin. We get it, but seriously not clever any longer.
*I have the raddest collection of friends. I think this is because Seattle is big on the non-traditional lifestyle. And by that I don't mean who you have sex with. I mean everyone in this town is a designer, artist, photographer, musician, indie filmmaker. But then I get confused when I ask people what they do and they say something like "oh, I'm a financial advisor". I usually pause... uhhh, that's it? Make a life so that when you are no longer here you are irreplaceable. I'm a jerk, but that's how I roll.
*Always apologize for treating someone you care about poorly. Assuming someone knows you're sorry isn't good enough.
*White tile floors are evil. If you think they are a good idea then you must truly love sweeping, dusting, mopping and then doing it all over again in 4 hours.
*I have more things to do tomorrow than I can probably remember to do.
*I apparently still think "rad" is a popular word.